What is [appalachian Masturbation]?
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the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.
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the art of cave diving into someones asshole, to explore an ass hole.
dude shut up and go ass spulunking!
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