What is [appalachian Masturbation]?
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the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.
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A cute way to explain diarrhea to kids.
"I told her eating grandma's cookies would give her kaboose juice!"
See diarrhe..
