What is [appalachian Masturbation]?
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the act of self pleasuring in order to keep appendages such a finger or penis warm. it also raises the overall body's core temperature.
I was freezing to death, so i had to perform some appalachian masturbation to save my life.
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Something that can be annoying, yet funny at the same time.
"irritating" + "entertaining"
Mr. Fons and his class i..
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A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so ..
