'ard Edit Meaning

1. Any fabric or tissue used to collect and/or wipe off semen after masturbation. "Eric! What happened to your curtains? They are all..

1. Pertaining to the sound(s) of unintended flatulence during anal copulation. "She kept accidentally farting while I was ass fucking..

1. A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations. U-bonics is a f..