'ard Edit Meaning

1. The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes. My manwi..

1. when someone is licking your ass and you fart in their mouth inflating their cheeks like dizzy gillespie i farted in this bitches face ..

1. something a boy says when he see's a 'fit' girl, usually to a mate *see's hot girl* guy 1 : oi dan look ! guy 2 :..