What is -ass?
1.
a suffix that can be added to most descriptive words
phat-ass
fat-ass
crack-ass
big-ass
long-ass
hot-ass
sweet-ass
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2.
Suffix added to adjectives and participles to intensify their meaning. By extention, these words may used as abstract nouns.
Party Grrl One: That stupid drunk-ass just fell into the pool!
Party Grrl Two: Hey, check out that nasty-ass drunk
streaking down the street like adumbass !
Party Grrl One: Cool! That gives me a chance to talk to his fineass brother.
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3.
Suffix for all words. Mainly adjectives. Can also be used for nouns.
ADJ: That was one long-ass walk
N: My dad drives some Ford-ass car
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1.
adding ass to a word increases its intensity, much as a superlative or other such quantifier would. if something is funny-ass shit it is more funny than if were described as merely funny shit. the same goes for stupid ass shit or stuff. ass is usually a compound suffix with another noun word like shit, stuff, drink, etc. as in, that was a delicious ass soda. do not try explaining this particular use of this word to people who speak another language unless you want hilarity to ensue. there are rules governing its useage, but they are unclear.
that was a weak ass attempt at a definition.