What is 1-800-asshole?
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A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.
P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"
P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE
"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE
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The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.
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