1-800-asshole

What is 1-800-asshole?

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A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.

P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"

P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE

"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE

See masturbation, hore, sex, lesbian, horny, phone sex, virgin
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