1-800-asshole

What is 1-800-asshole?


1.

A number for sex-hungry, teen/college virgins to dial with sounds of sex for them to whack off too. This number is always busy, and you are instantly greeted by a horny girl.

P1 "Hey, where is Carlos? Why isn't he at the bar?"

P2 "Oh, he is wacking off in the dorm room to 1-800-ASSHOLE

"I know that I will never get it, so I just go to 1-800-ASSHOLE

See masturbation, hore, sex, lesbian, horny, phone sex, virgin


32

Random Words:

1. to take a shit. the debrief suggests the lowering of the under garments. the colin suggests the colon. and, of course, colin powell i..
1. when thre guys each gve eachother handjobs thoose fruits did the tromboner last night See johnny p..
1. A cool ass dude that grew up in Roseville, Mi. but now resides in Burton-ville. Also good for most situations, such as; when your about ..