What is [ass-pretzel]?
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1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"
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n.
1. A generally attractive asian female, often when looked upon as a sex object.
2. An asian woman's ass or vagina.
3. A fish ..
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The act of farting and flailing your arms about so that others can induldge in its wonders.
Oh man...whats that smell?
Fart tart whoos..
