[ass-pretzel]

What is [ass-pretzel]?

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.

2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.

3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

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Hungry Ending

1. The feeling of being horney shortly after having sex with a chinese women. It is like eating chinese food; You are always hungry 30 min..

Noshow

1. v., to not show up. Basically it's the verb form of the noun phrase "no show". He noshowed for band practice... AGAIN.....

Curb Head

1. A Sexual act in which a female sits in the street (or sometimes gutter) while performing fellatio on a male, who is situated on the curb..

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