[ass-pretzel]

What is [ass-pretzel]?

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.

2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.

3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

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