[ass-pretzel]

What is [ass-pretzel]?

1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.

2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.

3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.

"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."

"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."

"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"

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Poo Dust

1. Fecal matter residue left near the opening and linings of the anus that was not properly wiped off and has thus solidified. These poo pa..

Victoria Justice

1. A realllllllly hot actress from the tv show zoey 101 Half white and half puerto rican Man, i would love to bang victoria justice. See..

Gold Knocker

1. Big Gold earrings that resemble a door knocker. It so gawdy you cant wear them for a job interview. Many young ladies from the crib wear..

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