What is [ass-pretzel]?
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1. One who accomplishes the feat of being an ass while simultaneously being a pretzel.
2. When a woman's buttocks looks like a pretzel after sexual intercourse.
3. A pretzel-shaped excrement protruding from one's anus.
"Are you seriously going to write a poem about Twilight? You're such an ass-pretzel."
"Damn gurl, you's gots some baaad ass-pretzel, bitch."
"My ass is bustin' out some ass-pretzels right now, bro!"
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