9-ball

What is 9-ball?


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(noun) A large shit, that when shat, feels like you are passing a 9-ball from your ass. A 9-ball takes an extraordinary amount of force to pass.

Common injuries that occur from dropping a 9-ball include but are not limited to: sphincter tears, busted blood vessels in the eyes, hernias, bloody nose, and in rare cases death.

GUY 1: "Hey man, where've ya been? Your wings are cold."

GUY 2: "I had to drop a 9-ball!"

GUY 1: "Well that explains the limp and the blood."

See shit, poop, heavy, crap, deuce


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