8-bit Theater

What is 8-bit Theater?


A clever online sprite cartoon about the adventures of the evil Black Mage, the thieving Thief, the sword-obsessed dolt Fighter, and the dice-reliant Red Mage, a team of "light warriors" who aren't really light warriors and don't get along all that well and are shadowed by Black Belt, a martial arts bodyguard and White Mage, a healer and the most sane character of the series by far.

Black Mage: Congratulations, you pointy-eared elven freak. You're at the top of my death list now! You wait until we get to the end of the trail of my blood to make it official.

Fighter: Oh, don't worry Black Mage. I'll do it for ya.

Black Mage: No, touch nothing, these robes are booby-trapped, you'll damn us all.

Fighter: Lacking as I do in writing implements of any kind, I'll edit with my blade!

Black Robe: My list, my precious list. You know I've got a memory like a thingy that lets water drain out of it while keeping back solids of appreciable size. I'll have to raze the Earth to make sure I didn't skip anyone.

Fighter: I'm a helper!

See Zeke


Same as above. Black Mage definitely the best. My hero. It's actually spelled Theatre at the site.

Red Mage: I was born ready.

FIghter: I was born naked and screaming.

Black Mage: And if all goes according to plan, you'll die like that too.

Fighter: Black Mage is my friend.

See David


One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See: Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.

1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*

2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!

3:Fighter: I like swords.

4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....

5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?

6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!


Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.

Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?


a "sprite comic" based around the final fantasy 1 storyline.

"Your GP or your HP!"


A genious work made by a genious comic writer.

"8-Bit Theater RoXoRs your SoXoRs!"


I like swords and go to nuklearpower

Red Mage:Fighter its time for the Ol' Alley Oop.

Fighter:The Ally what?

Theif:Sword Stabby Bad Man.



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