_butt Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A person who lags so much that their computer/ laptop can't play deus ex, and people cant play games with him/her online because of..

1. To masturbate with profound vigor and force in a manner which is reminiscent of a jesticulating Steve Urkel. He could not help but jurk..

1. To act particularly calm and matter of fact in a tense or highly charged situation. "I'm gonna rock like spock when Mr. Kopfs..