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you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the internet. this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are the reason for " not safe for work". we are the anonymous army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers. anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best.
we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of soulor conscience. products of cynicism and apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing, law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.
4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.
there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/
See /b/, 4chan, anonymous
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The sphincter of the internet.
Where integrity goes to die.
...look, another anonymous middle aged fucktwit on 4Chan posted some more pics of cartoon babies having sex...
yay.
See anonymous, chickenshit, no life, faggotry
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A message boardand image board on the Internet where peoplecongregate to post various kinds of pictures, flash animations, and discuss things such as anime. It is the English version of the original Japanese board with a similar system: 2chan.
The system that 4chan uses is Anonymous, so one can safely post one's opinion without worrying. One can use a name and a tripcode (a # followed by a 'password') to gain 'status' on 4chan.
Did you see that insane Flash movie on 4chan?
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4chan is the absolute hell hole of the internet, but still amusing. Entering this website requires you leave your humanity behind before entering. WARNING: You will see things on /b/ that you wish you had never seen in your life.
Set "Thanks to 4chan, i now have nightmares of being swallowed by goatse."
See /b/, 4chan, hell, internets, omg
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Welcome to 4chan
1) Please leave your religion, morals, and opinions at the door.
2)Please note, women are not permitted to enter this site without showing their breasts.
3)Please be advised that adult content is beyond the opening page in a very childish manner.
4)Please be made aware that every sexual fetish ever conjured by the human imagination lies beyond the first page.
4chan is the sphincter of the internet. Also known as the interbutts
See 4chan, meme, gtfo, loli, afroduck
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Generally a place for closet weeabooand assholes, usually a combination of both, all the boards are complete shit and not worth looking at except for /b/ which has about 6 billion posts every half second.
Camwhores and other types of histrionic people come on so that they will become the next big memeor something, this, for the most part, fails.
It's also some sort of "Hacker Paradise" according to FOX News, what this actually means is, it has a large enough userbase to raidalmost anyone and anything and people lacking enough social life to be able to spend time scouring the internet for personal information of said anyone.
Also it's anonymous, which uses the same tactic as the KKK in that if you disguise people, they lose their sense of indivuality and fear of being identified.
4chan, self-proclaimed asshole of the internet
See 4chan, weeaboo, animu, anime, /b/
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One of the best damn imageboards there ever was.
God bless moot, and 4chan.
See Ghost Freeman
