What is $cientology?
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A religeon that has manipulated many celebrities into buying their salvation through expensive seminars and using their fame to advertise. Some sects have elaborately decorated S's in their logo, hence the '$', though popular belief is that the $ represents the religeon's money-hungry appearence, requiring huge donations in order to be accepted into heaven.
"Are you from the IRS?"
"No, the $cientologists"
"Whats the difference?"
"The IRS wont continue bothering you after you've settled your debt with them"
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I would not become a member of the Church of $cientology if my life depended on it.
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