$cientology

What is $cientology?


1.

A religeon that has manipulated many celebrities into buying their salvation through expensive seminars and using their fame to advertise. Some sects have elaborately decorated S's in their logo, hence the '$', though popular belief is that the $ represents the religeon's money-hungry appearence, requiring huge donations in order to be accepted into heaven.

"Are you from the IRS?"

"No, the $cientologists"

"Whats the difference?"

"The IRS wont continue bothering you after you've settled your debt with them"

2.

Another way of spelling Scientology.

I would not become a member of the Church of $cientology if my life depended on it.


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