What is [claused]?
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falling off a bicycle at high speed and losing the vast majority of your teeth in the incident, thus making you the object of ridicule, and possibly desire amongst fellow toothless citizens. Applies specifically to the Dutch.
"Awww man, Bill fell off his bike and lost all his teeth after getting smacked by a car!"
"Shit, he got claused real bad!"
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When something unlikely happens
The chances of you even getting poontang are cat rapes dog...
