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Underwear, specifically boxer shorts.
"I'm late for work, and I can't find a clean pair of arse curtains!"..
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Snorting two gator tails of coke simultaneously up each nostril.
Yo, how much is left in that bag? I really need a double barrel banger..
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..