[dallas Cowboys]

What is [dallas Cowboys]?


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A once great NFL team that hasn't been able to produce anything in the last twelve years due to their owner Jerry Jones being highly inconsistent. Buying players and coaches on popularity than skill or potential. Just anything that Jerry Jones can put his name on, the reason the team now just a group of people running around instead of being a TEAM. It's fanbase that mainly consists of those who hopped on the bandwagon during their winning years. Who currently still live back in the mid-90's, back when the team saw it's last playoff and superbowl.

Guy: No playoffs again? Dallas Cowboys suck

Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls

Guy: That was twelve years ago

Fan: We still have five rings

Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired

Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS

Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*

Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM

See nfl, tony homo, bandwagon, overated, sucks


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