'dirty J-wood'

What is 'dirty J-wood'?


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The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

See tiger, loose, pink sock, swiec


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