[douche]

What is [douche]?


1.

(n)someone who is a complete and total moron. one that tells jokes and is the only one laughing. one who brags about his dick being huge and then claims the average penis is 4 and 1/2 inches so he can feel high and mighty with his 5 inches. also known as jonathan.

Jonathan: My dick is fucking huge!!

You: Douche.

See idiot, moron, dumb fuck, dumbass, loser

2.

A douche is a cleaner of the you know what also know as:

1.Sadia M.

2.George W. Bush Jr.

If Sadia and Bush, aka douche one and douche two, made babies, what would they be?

HMMMMMMMMM. Let's ponder that one.

See bush, lame, emo, ghetto, truth


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