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when one has Diarrhea and fucking hates it
(on phone)
Doctor:Hello! How may I help you?
Me:I want to get rid of my diafuckenrrhea!!
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When you are confroned by another quantum theorist who tells you to replace the word "universe" with "multiverse" to..
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get on a moving tank and surf on top of it while it destroys everything in its path. watch out for when it runs over things and/or peopl..