What is [dying Moose]?
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A sexual act where a man has been celibate for a year or longer, finds a skank ass hoe and gets her to perform oral sex, when he is about to cum, grabs her head, holds it, and then releases his seamen into the back of her throat. Because of the amount of seamen she will try to swallow and make a funny moaning sound like a dying moose. You can add to the act by sneaking up behind her, using your hands to give her moose antlers.
Yo son, I just saw this skank ass hoe from high school, she took me into a alley and started to blow me, and you know I have been celibate for like a year, so I gave her the Dying Moose!
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