7-eleven

What is 7-eleven?


1.

1. Part of the reason why so many Americans have diabetes and heart attacks.

2. Hires depressed,inept minimum wage workers.

3. The only place where you can buy about a gallon of coke in a single cup. (God, there is something seriously wrong with you if you can drink the whole thing yourself and if you did, you shortened your life by at least 5 years!)

Damn, I just drank a quadruple super jumbo ultra gulp yeterday at the 7-eleven and I didn't sleep for the whole night. I woke up every 15 minutes to take a piss and all of that sugar from the coke gave me the shakes and the sweats! I think the coke burned my stomach away...I don't feel so good.

See 7-11, 7 11

2.

A convenience store similar to that of Circle K. The name is derived from the store's original hours, 7 AM - 11 PM.

"Let's go to the 7-Eleven and get a Slurpie!"

3.

Small local convenience stores open 24/7 that tend to employ the bottom feeders of the labor pool, pay them below living wages, and have a suspiciously high turn over of employees. These stores sell every unhealthy impulse purchasable item that is legal: beer, tobacco, lottery tickets, tabloids, and high sugar content foods and beverages.

Hey, did you hear that there was another stick-up at the7-Eleven?

4.

A store named for its original hours: 7 am - 11 pm, but is now open 24/7. it has mainly eveything you can find in you local supermarket so i dont understand why people are complaining! its just cheaper sheeh!

Girl: OMG 7-Eleven is the reason american ppl are fat! and have diabetes!

Me: Noooo, people eating cakes and chips for 12 hours straight and sleeping for the other 12. thats why...all the stuff in this store is in Giant and Safeway!

See slurpie, big gulp, diabetes

5.

Easiest store around to do a beer run, without ever getting caught.

if your fast enough,its all good. 7-eleven is my friend :)

See beer run, beer, run, fast, faster, doncella

6.

A small store that sells gas, candy and soda. Usually open 24 hours a day.

Hey let's go to 7-eleven and get slurpies

See 7-11, gas, candy, soda

7.

A convenience store that is robbed at least twice a day, even if it isn't located in the projects or other high crime area.

If you go to 7-eleven very often, odds are some crackhead or niggawill walk in with a gun and rob the place while you are there.

I got shot at 7-Eleven two different times in the same month!

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