What is [english Breakfast]?
1.
During morning sex, the man stands over the woman and 1) pinches off two hot crumpets on her chest and then 2) gives her a cup of tea by pissing on her while whistling like a tea pot.
She was hungry when we woke up, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and give her an
English Breakfast .
"If you step out of line again, I will give you an
English Breakfast with puréed crumpets!" James said to Lindsey.
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