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1. Describes a person who is a freaking retard "You're such a Freakard" See freak, retard, freaking, tard, fucktard..

1. verb. To "simon birch" someone means that you've timed your bounceon a trampoline so that your friend or enemy's kne..

1. when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam. I had a delicious queef bagel this morning. See queef, farts, ..