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the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said ori..
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when a guy skeets in your eye blinding you, and it burns like some shit!
My boyfriend tried to cum on my chest, missed, and totally gav..
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A sum of money that the elderly have to pay for funeral care. Can also be used to describe a really large sum of money to be owed to som..