[jake] Edit Meaning

1. Like water sports...but with shit. I played hard sports with this chick last night, and now I can't get my bedroom clean. See wat..

1. When two fugly (Fucking Ugly) people have a baby. Person 1: OMG John and Sally are both so fugly, I can't believe they got married..

1. Alumimun Cans collected for the refund. I saw an old man covered in filth pushing a shopping cart filled with hobo gold down the street..