`jesus

What is `jesus?

The man you slept with last night.

I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.

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In-flight Meal

1. An in-the-closet homosexual (usually male) who serves in the Air Force. His CO doesn't know, but he's definitely an in-flight..

Gumming

1. the act of a toothless person, such as an old lady or a carni, giving head, and all you get is gums That carni just gave me the best gu..

Alabamha Hot Pocket

1. The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it, Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket? ..

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