What is [jonas Brothers Fan]?
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Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty
jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
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