401k Edit Meaning

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A scam used by the wealthy to rip off the working class.

The market dropped so much that all last years contributions to my 401k have been wiped out. I'll bet the clowns that managed it made sure their big money clients didn't lose anything.

See rip off, scam

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A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.

Guy #1: I'm on easy streetnow, I got myself a 401(k).

Guy #2: Are you sure?

Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401 Kilo's of Columbia's finest.

Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?

Guy #1: Definitely not on Wall Street.

Guy #2: Where then?

Guy #1: I know a guydown in Miamiwho can hook you up.

Guy #2: Sweet.

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