What is 401k?
A scam used by the wealthy to rip off the working class.
The market dropped so much that all last years contributions to my 401k have been wiped out. I'll bet the clowns that managed it made sure their big money clients didn't lose anything.
A stimulus package of 401 Kilograms of Columbia's finest, sold to America's top wealthiest 2%. Only the fattest of fat cats will be able to afford the proceeds of this package to finance the retirement of the individuals involved in selling these packages.
Guy #1: I'm on
easy streetnow, I got myself a 401(k).
Guy #2: Are you sure?
Guy #1: Yeah I got me 401
Kilo's of Columbia's finest.
Guy #2: Where can I get one of those?
Guy #1: Definitely not on
Guy #2: Where then?
Guy #1: I know a
guy downin Miamiwho can hookyou up.