30k Millionaire

What is 30k Millionaire?


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A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.

Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.

See loser, poseur, wannabe, fake


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