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To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. S..
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The rarest of the rare. An asian beauty with naturally large breasts and an infinite sense of humor. It is sensitive to its enviroment..
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An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.
The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional f..