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seize the night
me: "I drink bawls and stay up all night on the computer"
Jake: "Bawls rocks"
me: "yup, carp..
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Going on a date with three different couples.
Man 1:Hey Ben, do you and Michelle wanna go to dinner with Tom and Jerry and their girlfr..
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Putting a girl between the box springs and the mattress with nothing but her butt and legs showing and then engaging in sex with the wom..