1-man Salute

What is 1-man Salute?


To FART briskly yet gracefully

To Squeeze gas through the buttocks like the pursing lips on a French Horn

I couldn't hold it in, so I gave the ol' 1-man salute.

See fart, toot, barking spider, shart, gas


a hard on or erection of the male organ.

she so fine i was having a 1-man salute.

See hard, on, stiffie


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