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1. The exact opposite of a Turtlehead. Being so constapated that your cheeks get sucked in and when it comes out its tight little pelet..

1. Suicide by way of a WW2 era German pistol would be preferrable to current/aforementioned conditions. How was work? It was Luger Time...

1. un-scientific wild-assed guess As this is a USWAG, any info or consideration you can lend to this would be appreciated!..