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The fake ass version of the utterly boring and tasteless Tommy Hilfiger clothing company. While the original version of Tommy Hilfiger c..
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The act of masterbating while having a vicious, heated argument with another person, usually concerning politics.
Anne Coulter's a..
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A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.
employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel
jared: thats okay buddy i ..