40oz. Express

What is 40oz. Express?


a fat narccisistic bastard who plays the drums for larry's tit's. He has a penchant for the silent melodramatics, not telling anyone what is on his mind, and being obsessive impulsive about things, which he inherets from his parents.

Me: "where did you go 40?"

40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"

Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"

40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"

me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"

40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"


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