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1. A condition that commonly occurs in bachelors, especially ones who are dating. When the victim's girlfriend leaves for extended per..

1. When a men rests his erect penis in the crack of a lover (male or female) and him or her takes a shit causing it to smear around the pen..

1. A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes. See Secret Azure. "Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing ca..