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The boy that you have sex with and do all the other relationship type things with. You are probably invited to all of his family funct..
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Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.
"These aren't my jeans."..
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That grey/black (depending on how dirty you are) gunk on your keyboard after prolonged use.
May also accumulate on mice.
Man I hate my..