[paris Hilton]

What is [paris Hilton]?


1.

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

See valtrex, tinkerbell, celebutante, whore, slut, ho, bitch, anorexia

2.

A extremly pretty model that should always win contests.

NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...

Paris Hilton

Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk

Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.

Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-

Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!

Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...

See hilton, gay, cow


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