[polar Express]

What is [polar Express]?

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When a douchebag sprays his mansauce within a condom while fucking a cheap buttwhore, then puts the condom in the freezer for an hour or so. The douchebag would then flip the rubber inside out and give his froven bodily fluids for the buttwhore to chew on later.

Hoe#1: "Are you chewing dentine white?"

Hoe#2: "No, that stud CJ gave me some of his POLAR EXPRESS!"

HOE#1: "GOD! I am so jealous!"

Hoe#2: "You should be! Its SOOOO tasty!"
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