'puter Edit Meaning

1. (adj. and v.) portmanteau of clean and tidy. (adj) This room is very clidy. (v) The kitchen needs clidying. See clean, tidy, cleaning..

1. having sex with a heavily pregnant woman "the missus was feeling a bit frisky the other day so I had to take a run over the baby h..

1. The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol. He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock...