50s Housewife

What is 50s Housewife?


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A domestic goddess who shares alot of stereotypical, outdated, characteristics of women in the 1950s, such as:

.Wearing pearls while baking

.Acts extremely naive when it comes to sex.

.Very cheery, pretends to be happy.

.Treats her husband like a king, literally.

.Needs to looks her absolute best while working her ass off.

.Prepares dinner an hour early before he husband comes home from work.

.Lets her hubby do all the talking for her.

.Bright, sunny, insanely clean house.

.Sexually repressed.

.Wears demure, feminine clothes.

.Fantasies about other men, such as a next door neighbor, her son's best friend or a celeb.

.Never speaks her mind.

.On her free time, sometimes goes shopping or to the beauty salon.

"Shes dedicating her life as a homemarker?"

"What is she trying to a 50s housewife?"

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