80's Man

What is 80's Man?


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A man generally in his 30's with an inferiority complex. Can be found driving rusted, or freshly primered, bad running, IROCs or Cameros wearing ripped up stone washed jeans, a sleeveless shirt (most likely stained and/or sporting a butt rock logo), a grease stained NASCAR hat, sporting a 10/90, challenging you to races. If not found in the driver's seat, this specimen will have a IROC or Camero on blocks in his front lawn next to the pile of PBR cans.

Hey dude, I bet 80's man here challenges me to a race.

See mullet, hillbilly


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