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Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."
Elme..
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Masturbating while napping
I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.
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A cowardly lie told to cover up embarrassment.
Bubba: "Jake, what's this Justin Timberlake CD doin in yer pickup truck?"..