What is [schlob]?
One Michelob Ultra.
pronounced: "Shhh-loooowwww-bb"
Other possibilities include: One Michelob Ultra Amber, or "Amber Schlob"
"Quit drinkin' all my fuckin' Schlobs I only bought a six pack"
"I farted in Lou's room, now I owe him a Schlob"
See beer