1-series

What is 1-series?

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

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Hamilton Handshake

1. The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your ha..

Hollywood Shower

1. Jerking off in the shower Why were u in the shower so long? O i was taking a hollywood shower See masturbate, shower, jerk off, jizz,..

W.o.k.

1. An abbreviation for Without Kids. Typically refers to the circumstance where a parent is free to party. Often used every other weekend t..

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