1-series

What is 1-series?

(N.) The ultimate driving machine... with a 0-60 of ELEVEN seconds.

The 1-series is is BMW for the idiots who who also buy an A-class Merc. Namely, posers who can't afford a real car.

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Ijs

1. I'm Just Saying: Used to add emphasis, or express irony. Can also be used to express sarcasm. Can be used on the back of almost an..

Spread Your Shit

1. The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity. Antwaan wasn't ..

Zarkin

1. adjective; describing how awesomely cool and towel-conscious a person is. Common used with frood. That guy is so Zarkin! He's like..

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