-sexual

What is -sexual?


1.

An annoying affix that spurned from that ever-annoyingest curseword Metrosexualand has given us many annoying words in the process!

Dig some (no laughs back there!):

-Pansexual:

fucks anything that has a hole in it... be it male, female, bisexuals, trisexuals! Generally can make sex to a knot or go fuck-happy humping mud!

-Intersexual:

to a lesser extent but switches gender-preferences from time to time.

-Trisexual:

hetero, homo and tanny.

-Fauxmosexual:

dates homos, but is a also a metro.

-Barsexual:

girl that show their ' pashing' in public!

-Haemosexual:

*gulp!* a blood-slurping vamp!

-Technosexual:

daring male who is well-groomed and loves tech stuff like PDAs, sexy mobile phones, but is neither gay nor straight in his physical appearnce.

-Buysexual:

bonds over gadgets, cool stuff the other sex buys or is interested in!

-Compusexual:

bonds on computer-related stuff and has attraction for same techperv-minded people. (A.k.a. Aaron Peckham, the creator of UD!, but don't tell him hammer said that, word!).

-Scribosexual:

Netaholic who 'lurks' as gay, or cybercheats on his/her other best half by making e-sex 'onlone'! Also called leterosexual/ letrosxual.

-Contrasexual:

twentysomething woman who shun marriage until financially secure. (See: Bag-Lady Syndrome).

-Spectrosexual:

waits for the Mr./Mrs./Mx. Perfect! Also called a Quirkalone/ quirkyalone.

-Neo-retrosexual:

apply certain rules for in order to get deeply committed in a relationship.

-Sapiosexual:

frequents seminars, art centers...for lobecandy, sophistikittens, or just intellidating casually with brainiac other-sex dates!

-Ecosexual:

neat, takes home-cleaniness as a 'must' for any relationship he/she ventures on. Or, can describe this metro in ecosexual.

-Agrosexual:

has nothing to do with plants, but it refers to a male who is like a farmer: tough, rough and doesn't give it

-Ubersexual:

confident, highly-masculine male that isn't afraid to look a bit metro on the outside (e.g. clean shaved face, cool furniture...).

-Vitalsexual:

an old, fortysomethig that takes his sex-related tips/ cues and what have you, from metros. Yech!

-Metrospiritual:

metrosexual who frequents yoga classes and is healtheology-minded.

-Homosectual:

homosexual sectarian, or simply marries inter-religeously.

(Those last two defs aren't '-sexual'-ending word thing I know... but good fun to add here!).

-Metro-Sumosexual:

the fat people's take on that dirty word! Hahaha!

-Pomosexual:

post-modernist and of course, 'unlabel-able'!

-Retrosexual:

The anti-Metro! Also called Messosexual.

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