*shifty Eyes*

What is *shifty Eyes*?


1.

one of many "Smitty-isms"... see also touche

used when sarcasm is implied in a statement... the typed-out equivalent to the eye movement

Smitty: yes! you sleep with bret, and you like it... *shifty eyes*

me: err... yes... ew, you're done...

smitty: hahaha, ew


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