What is [shit] [stranded]?
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To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been
shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
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performing oral sex on a girl that has her period
Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!
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The act of oral pleasure upon a female who is endowed with a rather spacious twat.
i had to go down on your gran with ski's on for..
