What is [shit] [stranded]?
To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been
shit strandedin a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
1. When a man has any questionable residue on his penis and, using the head, slaps or "stamps" any region of his partners face.....