What is [shit] [stranded]?
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To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.
Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been
shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.
A.K.A. wayward wipers
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When you beat a man in the face w/ an iron skillet so hard that it looks like he did the hundred-yard-dash in a 90-yard gym.
"If ..
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1. A sarcastic phrase, implying that you don't care. Similar to 'Good for you.' Any pronoun can be used in the phrase.
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