What is [shmayonaise]?
1.
The thick creamy substance that explodes out of the head of the male organ, also called the penis, and into the mouth of another human species. It has the flavor of the great sandwich filling "mayonaise" or "Miracle Whip" which ever is prefered.
1. I could use some of that shmayonaise in my mouth or on my sandwich.
2. I would like a McChicken with lettuce, tomato, and Shmayonaise
See
Random Words:
1.
Related to the term " douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and " act a fool."..
1.
To grab someone's ass in such a way, that it seems like an accident, but isn't.
Don't feel me up, you Ass Phantom...
1.
To cut someone so bad, they wish you didn't cut them so bad.
"Man imma cut you so bad, you wish i didn't cut you so bad...
