What is [shwulzeug] , [willy-benz]?


English Definition

This could be anything from an old shity bus that drives terribly to a bus or car or plane or anyother transport that doesn't arrive in time. IF your car breakes down or the bus is delayed for 30 min. + it automaticaly becomes a Shwulzeug - meanning Gay Apparatus. Small city cars driven by big strong men also are defined as Shwulzeug, Willy Benz vehicles.

German Definition

Die Art Transportmittel, die zwischen den Stationen sich zu langsam bewegt und zu viel Zeit verliert und deshalb immer zu spaet kommt. Die Fahrt in solch eine Maschine ist sehr unagenehm. Fast alle transportmaschienen koennen Schwulzeuge sein - von Autos bis zur Flugzeuge und Kreuzschiffe.

English Example 1:

-My dad bought an old Folkswagen that bearly moves, It's

a real Shwulzeug , Willy-Benz

English Example 2:

Dude 1-Dude, did you see that big hairy man with the Peugeot 206 that just drove by.

Dude 2-LOL! That's a Willy Benz with a fairy driver.

German Example 1:

Der alte VW meines Vaters leuft kaum noch. So ein Schwulzeug hab ich noch nie gesehn!

German Example 2:

Mein Gott! Guck mal dort! Das Auto, das der grosse haarige Mann fehrt! Ist das ein Audi?

Nein man, das ist ein Schwulzeug!

See cars, willy, gay


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