What is *slap!*?
1.
n. The thought that pops in your head when someone says something incredibly stupid or ignorant. This usually applies to a situation where you can't actually slap the person, you just wish you could.
Dude on Q Train: Yo, nigga, this bitch bought me some new sneakers. Yo, that bitch is mad dumb, nigga.
Me: *Slap!*
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