[sloppy Conrad]

What is [sloppy Conrad]?

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A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...

A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire

B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball

C: his chin

D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

See semen, ejaculate, blow, masturbate, facial
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