[sloppy Conrad]

What is [sloppy Conrad]?


1.

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...

A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire

B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball

C: his chin

D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

See semen, ejaculate, blow, masturbate, facial


9

Random Words:

1. Variation of "exactly". Usage: 1. In an exultant, light manner to subtly show one's own delayed understanding of a su..
1. just another word for homosexual people. queer: Hey! can i suk your dik!? straight guy: Get the fuk away from me you freak!! God i hat..
1. So help me God. am taking the hard way. so help me God(S.H.M.G). See fml, lol, lmao, lmfao, brb..