[sloppy Conrad]

What is [sloppy Conrad]?


1.

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...

A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire

B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball

C: his chin

D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

See semen, ejaculate, blow, masturbate, facial


9

Random Words:

1. 1. A stupid piece of excrement person; a contemptible dolt. 2. polite form of dumbshit. Him: Man, Steve was all stickin' his thum..
1. fibble dibble is a phrase used by landaners and yorkies, and ish really great. People with fuzzy hair usually say it. It means something..
1. Young girls, usually in a group, that are always trying to create a new dance step. Usually around ages 12 - 15, they may or may not be ..