[sloppy Conrad]

What is [sloppy Conrad]?

1.

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...

A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire

B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball

C: his chin

D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

See semen, ejaculate, blow, masturbate, facial
9

Random Words:

Quoi Le F
1. French For "What The Fuck" "Quoi Le F, That Test Was Hard" See french, c'est la vie, francais, spanish, fuck ..
Read more
W0+3
1. new term for w00t usually followed by the punctuation "!!1111,111.11!!!" or some close combination "w0+3 i pwoned that d..
Read more
Kitoy
1. the gurl in da "way you move" video... gotz da best body eva.. and im even a female and sayin day daaaaammmmm look at dat gur..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free