What is [smirnoff]?
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A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.
Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "
Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh
Smirnoff , lemon and limes..like so now!"
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