[smirnoff]

What is [smirnoff]?


1.

A very sweet and perfectly normal metro-sexual drink. Perfect on the rocks with lemon and lime, in a tall glass. Often incredibly expensive when mixed with other ingredients.

Jean Le Fete "Oh, i cannot find my eyeliner in my man purse! Darling! "

Jeffery Jacaferie "Honey, we need to wet our lips with some fresh Smirnoff, lemon and limes..like so now!"

See smirnoff, metrosexual, gay, on the rocks, fag


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